HALLOW3

Flash Fiction Friday

Triad/Mystery

OCT30-20

“A cop, a mortician, and a voodoo priest enter a haunted house,” huffed Zeon, shaking his head.

“Really? That’s what you gonna go with?” asked Mario with a magnificent eye roll.

“Well, most people would fall on their asses when they learn the Korean guy is the actual voodoo priest,” added Finn with a chuckle.

Mario’s bald head gleamed with the scarce entrance light of the intentionally dilapidated-looking mansion. “Why are we here again?”

Finn waggled his eyebrows. “I thought it’d be nice to have a spooky make-out session with my boys for Halloween.”

Zeon smirked. “Just make out?”

“When have we ever stopped before mouths led fingers to puckered gems?” Mario snorted as he grabbed Finn and Zeon by their waists and smashed both to his sides.

From his back pocket, Finn produced two keys and opened locks. “And there’s a tricky-treaty bowl of candy-flavored condoms and lube waiting for us inside.”

“Not even going to ask how you managed this one.” Zeon inspected the foyer full of cotton candy cobwebs, plastic skeletons, and rubber bats.

“I’m gonna tell you anyway.” Finn slapped Zeon’s ass. “We solved a case for the owner a couple of months ago, and she was kind enough to let me have the house for the night before the big day.”

“I know that smell, and I don’t think Fabuloso has a gore fragrance for the season.” Mario stretched his neck and let his nose guide him.

“Fuck. Don’t touch anything,” hissed Finn.

Both Zeon and Mario turned to look at Finn with a big DUH written on their faces.

A decapitated woman sat in the place of honor at the dining table. Her head faced the door on a white plate with yellow roses around it as if they were garnish.

“Whew. That’s not the owner,” said Finn, relieved.

“Then it’s a fucking set up,” growled Mario.

“Shit,” agreed Zeon.

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